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Lady Peng

Body Exfoliator 50 Grit

$16.00
In your hands is 50 GRIT, a textured bath towel so heroic, you'd swear it too was forged in the heart of a dying star.  This capeless vigilante obliterates dead...

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In your hands is 50 GRIT, a textured bath towel so heroic, you'd swear it too was forged in the heart of a dying star. 

This capeless vigilante obliterates dead skin cells, clogged pores, back-ne, and keratosis pilaris. We haven't even talked about how it increases blood flow, reaches the unreachable parts of your body and nails three-pointers, making it powerful in life, yet unstoppable in death.

100cm bulldog of a washcloth that weighs in at a hefty 24 grams of nylon/polyester blend.

Step 1: Have a fine-ass bod (DONE!)

Step 2: Wet with water, lather with pH balanced body shampoo and commit at least 60 seconds to daily buff the temple that is your body (skip labia, penis, testicles or the gossamer skin on your delightful face). OR raw-dog as a dry brush

Step 3:  Rinse 50 Grit and hang dry.  Replace every 60-90ish days. Stretches in length over time

Step 4: Exit shower, pat-dry your silky smooth body. Follow up with a selfie or two. 

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